Why frats are retarded

I've gone through the archives and read enough of those. All I know is that 'fraternity' means 'brotherhood' and they are named with greek letters. Anything else I know comes from Beta House. People aren't really welcome to house parties anymore because they are no longer part of a frat.

I just find this ridiculous, especially considering the lack of a clubbing scene in cornell, and don't really want to miss out on one of the biggest parts of student life.

If you live in which is generally required for at least one year you will take most or all of your meals in the house. In addition, you will generally have paid a 'social dues' which goes towards parties and other social activities. This is considered a plus, btw. You're living with friends. The accomodations may be better than the dorms or off campus apartments.

Cornell has very strict policies against hazing or retarded initiations. Officially, if you're underage, they're not supposed to even serve you alcohol. I am thankful that my frat buddies will get me a job after graduation because I know that I can't get one on my own.

I drink because I am cool. I drink a lot because I am cooler than you. I serve alcohol to minors. I urinate in public. I do keg stands and have keg parties. I am the master at drinking games. I own you in quarters. I have never not drinken in the game "I never".

If I can't find my beer bong I know I can find one next door. I don't binge drink-I continually drink. I have a pre-party for the "pre-party". I can dance. I wear my letters. I billboard my frat on sweatshirts. Most of my T-shirts are frat T's from frat parties. I wear long sleeved T-shirts under short sleeved T's. I own many plaid button-downs. I tuck in the front and let the back hang out. I own one baseball hat. I live in my khakis.

I wear Timberlands in the winter and sandals in the summer. Sometimes I wear sandals in the winter because I can. I drive a sport utility vehicle my dad paid for. I play with my dog in the front lawn. My hair is a mess yet totally in style. I sometimes don't shave for weeks at a time.

I am vogue. Ladies love me, but more importantly, I know ladies love me. I will never commit to just one girl. I don't wear condoms because it doesn't feel as good. I believe a girl gives up her right to say "no" if she is in my frat house after a. I am shady. I don't care about what girls have to say. I only care about me. I will say anything to get a girl into bed. I will say even more to get a freshman girl in bed because I know she'll believe me.

I am a player. I am loud and obnoxious wherever I go in public. I live in filth. I enjoy the smell of old beer in carpet. Clear to see all the frat jelly in here. Maybe if you sad sack losers had been accepted your lives would be better??? Aside from my childhood friends, I developed my network with fellow students in engineering school, and then professionally with co-workers in the corporate world. It is obvious you are one of those.

Maybe this will help. Read more. Like Post. Not a top shelf frat imo. Jake KelchnEER. Not a top shelf frat imo He must be Shakti. Good thing they posted the middle names of everyone.

Not a top shelf frat imo Def pike. Not a top shelf frat imo I mean Ron Swanson JHVS said